Fun Stuff

These are a few links to websites we have found to have some interesting things in regard to dogs.

• How to Photograph a New Beagle Puppy
  1. Remove film from box and load camera.
  2. Remove film box from beagle puppy's mouth and throw in trash.
  3. Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from his muzzle.
  4. Choose a suitable background for photo.
  5. Mount camera on tripod and focus.
  6. Find puppy and take dirty sock from his mouth.
  7. Place beagle puppy in pre-focused spot and return to camera.
  8. Forget about spot and crawl after puppy on hands and knees.
  9. Focus with one hand and fend off puppy with other hand.
  10. Get tissue and clean nose print from lens.
  11. Take flash cube from beagle puppy's mouth and throw in trash.
  12. Put cat outside and put peroxide on the scratch on puppy's nose.
  13. Put magazines back on coffee table.
  14. Try to get puppy's attention by squeaking toy over your head.
  15. Replace your glasses and check camera for damage.
  16. Jump up in time to grab puppy by scruff of neck and say, "No, outside! No, outside!"
  17. Call spouse to clean up mess.
  18. Fix a drink.
  19. Sit back in Lazy Boy with drink and resolve to teach puppy "sit/stand" and "stay" the first thing in the morning.
  20. Consider adoptiong an older, trained beagle.
• Find the buried bones
• Trivia game on hazards to dogs
• Visit Dog Toys for some fun playthings for your dog, there is even a Dog-Opoly game(with fun pieces like Mailman, Dog Bowl, Fire Hydrant, Flea, Cat, and Steak) the family can enjoy. Wonder how many people yell from the other room "I'll be the FLEA!!").
• Cute Joke
  
  There's a guy with a Great Dane and a guy with a Beagle.
   
  The guy with the Great Dane says to the guy with a Beagle, "Let's go over to that restaurant and get something to eat."
   
  The guy with the Beagle says, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us."
   
  The guy with the Great Dane says, "Just follow my lead." They walk over to the restaurant, the guy with the Great Dane puts on a pair of dark glasses, and he starts to walk in.
   
  A guy at the door says, "Sorry, Mack, no pets allowed."
   
  The guy with the Great Dane says, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."
   
  The guy at the door says, "A Great Dane?"
   
  He says, "Yes, they're using them now, they're very good."
   
  The guy at the door says, "Come on in."
   
  The guy with the Beagle figures, "What the heck," so he puts on a pair of dark glasses and starts to walk in.
   
  The guy at the door says, "Sorry, pal, no pets allowed."
   
  The guy with the Beagle says, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."
   
  The guy at the door says, "A Beagle?"
   
  The guy with the Beagle says, "You mean they gave me a Beagle?"
   
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